True tales of IT life: useless users, hapless bosses, clueless vendors and adventures in the IT trenches. Compiled over the years from the frontlines.
But you said the labor would be free!
You have no one to blame except …
When you said, ‘Door,’ you could have been more specific.
You couldn’t have tried that yesterday?
For making the impossible possible.
We’re all business up here!
The left hand doesn’t know …
Why did anyone think that was a good idea?
The name’s familiar but I can’t place anything else.
Installation was a breeze.
For example: Why would a wireless printer come with so many wires?
Sometimes you’ve just got to keep asking users questions.
We’d still be doing it the hard way?
And maybe never will be.
You’ll be amazed at the things you’ll see when you go up on the roof.
This solution has nothing to do with a dress code.
One from the department of good intentions.
What else does your crystal ball tell you?
Be prepared to pay the price.
IP theft doesn’t always involve intellectual property.
Some things just can’t be anonymized.
Phone tag? This is more like phone volleyball.
Unless it’s overtime?
What took you so long?
Those four-letter words were probably, like, ‘love,’ ‘home’ and ‘pork,’ right?
A lesson in the value of contracts.
It’s important to double up on the redundancies.
Sometimes it’s the simple things.
Show me your sheepskin.
Things probably are a lot faster now!
But there’s always a bright side.
Dawn breaks.
And a turn-off, depending on where we are in the cycle.
How about Mosaic?
That’s not all, folks.
The guinea pig would rather not get shot.
Or ‘Toner out’ is way too cryptic a message.
Would hairspray have been better?
When I asked you if you had changed anything — oh, never mind!
Nothing is ever truly fixed.
Help is just a phone call away.
Happy holidays to all!
Lesson 1 was unexpected.
Is penny pinching its own reward?
I don’t think you can blame this one on island time.
Maybe the lab is a little too future-ready.
Make that call or go outside; either way, you’re going to have red ears.
You might want to check what other emails have been blocked.
Would there be a code if there had been two recoveries?
So, she’s a one-woman IT department AND a private eye?
Sponsored Links